The spiders that live in the archives adore Martin, and are getting fed up of Jon and Martin awkwardly dancing around each other, so decide to intervene. Spider shenanigans ensue; one crawls on Jon's collar so Martin has to remove it etc. Eventually they just give up all subtlety and wrap one of them up naked so that the other has to rescue them. Humans really don't understand what's for their own good.
Prompt: Jon/Martin, the spiders ship it